A Neologism

A co-worker was today complaining about her husband being unavailable because he had his cell phone turned off. She said he was 'AWOL'.

"No," I blurted out, "he's incellunicado!"

A Google shows no hits on this term. Good Lord - I'm first.

And you heard it here first.

incellunicado - adj. To be incommunicado due to one's cell phone being turned off.